…flirting with your mom’s friend so hard she actually thinks there is a chance. No we just love our slogan “Pure Risk” so much we designed two shirts. Risk-A and Risk-B. Now you wear this shirt to a cuddling convention and guaranteed you will be the best cuddled there. Now let’s just hope there are women there.
Oh yeah and the shirt is a comfy cotton blend made perfect for cuddle parties or keeping you cool as you run away from all those old dudes who invented the cuddling convention.
We bet you never make that mistake again.